New One

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Photograph of this Half Fortnight

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Le Winners!

Ron: *is teen angsty*
Hermione: *is teen angsty*
Harry: *is teen angsty*....
Ron: Who wrote this script, anyway?
--Snuffles

--Inspired by decoder's caption--
Ron: Sooooooo.......
silence
Ron: ummmmmmmmmm... this is awkward....
Hermione: Shut up! Moron! I hate you! Why do you have to be gay!
Ron: Oh shut up!
Harry: Here they go again
--Kreacher

And so, with broken hearts, the poow wittle hogwarts orphans were sent into the wild to live on their own.
--decoder

You're all winners!

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The Winners

Harry: Ginny? What are you doing in the fourth year... oh. Hi Ron.
Hermione: *chokes back laughter*
Ron: Shut up, both of you.
--Snuffles

Ron: U guys, I have a confession to make.................
Harry and Hermione: What did u do this time?
Ron: I am-I am, oh never mind
Harry: No what is it?
Hermione: U can tell us anything!
Ron: I-I am GAY!
Harry: U can tell us anything but that
Hermione: What? But-But! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
--Kretcher

Harry: Ron! I thought i told you not to get plastic surgery for the ball!
Ron: What are you talking about? *does moon walk*
Harry/Hermione: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
--decoder

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The Winners:

Harry: ...
Ron: ...
JK Rowling got tired of writing the Harry Potter books and eventually just left the charachers as inanimate objects.
--decoder

Harry: Hmmmm....I wonder what Cho is doing right now..... Oh fire, let me see her naked!!
Ron: Eewwwwwwwww... ummmmm....Harry your ears are filled with earwax! There is enough to make a bishillion earwax flavored Berty Bott's Every Flavor Beans!
Harry: I don't care! Unless you can show me Cho naked please shut up!
Ron: Why can't that ever happen to me?
Harry: Shut up!
Ron: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Harry: SHUT UP!
Ron: NO
Harry: Avada Kedavra
Ron: (Screams and dies)
Harry: Finally some peace and quiet
--Fleur

Harry: Oh my gawd, is that a..
Ron: *high pitched girly scream* SPIDER! *runs away*
Harry: Thank you, Zonkos, now I have the whole common room to myself.
--Snuffles

Ron: I like frowning. It makes me look sexy. Maby someone will finally ask me out to the ball!
*Strange Clown enters*
Clown: Hey little buddy! Turn that frown upside down!
Ron: Shut up stupid clown. What would you know about impressing females? AVADA KEDAVRA!
*Clown dies*
Harry: You do know that was Hermione dressed up for Halloween, right?
Ron: $#!*! Now I'm gonna have to go out with Nearly Headless Nick. At least my dress robes are his style.
Harry: Eeeeew!
Ron: What?
Harry: You're gross Ron! Avada Kedavra!
*Ron dies*
Ron (ghost): Wow! Thanks harry! Now I'm really Nick's type!
--decoder

Without Further Ado, This Week's Picture:

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And the Winners Are.....

Harry: The editing in this scene was so bad, that you can still see the blue from the mat I jumped on that they edited out in my glasses! Woo yah!... Somebody call the Digital team! They need to do more editing!
--Snuffles

harry: Uh oh!i shouldn't have put so much alka seltser in my cereal! *pop* weeee!
--decoder

Harry: yay, I am flying wahoo. This is so much more fun that a broomstick, and I get to break my neck yay
--Fleur

This Week's Picture:

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And the Winners Are...

Sorry about the delayed winner announcement; there were bugs in my computer. But here they are!Harry: oh gosh, can't that stupid egg shut up!
--Fleur

Harry: eturnal glory is not worth this. Can't that stupid thing shut up?
--Fleur

Harry: *looking into the egg like it's a crystal ball* What is Hedwig doing right now, Oh mighty crystal ball? She should've delivered my letter ages ago! Oh. My. God. What the heck is Pig doing with Hedwig on that windowledge?! I don't want to care for any baby owls! Nooo!
--Snuffles

Harry: Okay egg, i don't like you and you don't like me, but we're gonna have to get along!
--decoder

Harry: Oh magical crystal ball, show me hermiony naked.
Ron: Harry, what are yu doing in there?
harry: drat! Foiled again!
--decoder