The Winners:

Harry: ...
Ron: ...
JK Rowling got tired of writing the Harry Potter books and eventually just left the charachers as inanimate objects.
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Harry: Hmmmm....I wonder what Cho is doing right now..... Oh fire, let me see her naked!!
Ron: Eewwwwwwwww... ummmmm....Harry your ears are filled with earwax! There is enough to make a bishillion earwax flavored Berty Bott's Every Flavor Beans!
Harry: I don't care! Unless you can show me Cho naked please shut up!
Ron: Why can't that ever happen to me?
Harry: Shut up!
Ron: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Harry: SHUT UP!
Ron: NO
Harry: Avada Kedavra
Ron: (Screams and dies)
Harry: Finally some peace and quiet
--Fleur

Harry: Oh my gawd, is that a..
Ron: *high pitched girly scream* SPIDER! *runs away*
Harry: Thank you, Zonkos, now I have the whole common room to myself.
--Snuffles

Ron: I like frowning. It makes me look sexy. Maby someone will finally ask me out to the ball!
*Strange Clown enters*
Clown: Hey little buddy! Turn that frown upside down!
Ron: Shut up stupid clown. What would you know about impressing females? AVADA KEDAVRA!
*Clown dies*
Harry: You do know that was Hermione dressed up for Halloween, right?
Ron: $#!*! Now I'm gonna have to go out with Nearly Headless Nick. At least my dress robes are his style.
Harry: Eeeeew!
Ron: What?
Harry: You're gross Ron! Avada Kedavra!
*Ron dies*
Ron (ghost): Wow! Thanks harry! Now I'm really Nick's type!
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