Le Winners!

Ron: *is teen angsty*
Hermione: *is teen angsty*
Harry: *is teen angsty*....
Ron: Who wrote this script, anyway?
--Snuffles

--Inspired by decoder's caption--
Ron: Sooooooo.......
silence
Ron: ummmmmmmmmm... this is awkward....
Hermione: Shut up! Moron! I hate you! Why do you have to be gay!
Ron: Oh shut up!
Harry: Here they go again
--Kreacher

And so, with broken hearts, the poow wittle hogwarts orphans were sent into the wild to live on their own.
--decoder

You're all winners!