The Winners

Harry: Ginny? What are you doing in the fourth year... oh. Hi Ron.
Hermione: *chokes back laughter*
Ron: Shut up, both of you.
--Snuffles

Ron: U guys, I have a confession to make.................
Harry and Hermione: What did u do this time?
Ron: I am-I am, oh never mind
Harry: No what is it?
Hermione: U can tell us anything!
Ron: I-I am GAY!
Harry: U can tell us anything but that
Hermione: What? But-But! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
--Kretcher

Harry: Ron! I thought i told you not to get plastic surgery for the ball!
Ron: What are you talking about? *does moon walk*
Harry/Hermione: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
--decoder