Professor Mcgonagall: Sybil, there is something I MUST confess.
Sybil: What would that be, Minerva?
Professor Mcgonagall: I LOVE YOU! *throws her arms around Professor Trelawny, who now looks horrified*
Professor Trelawny: HOLY TEA LEAVES!
Professor Mcgonagall: You didn't See this, Sybil?
Professor Trelawny: I must say I didn't!
*Umbridge turns away in disgust*
Umbridge: Filthy homosexuals! How dare you? I am Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic! How dare you display your filthy, improper love in front of me?
Professor Mcgonagall: Stick a cork in it, Dedorcus!
Umbridge: Well, Minerva, I don't have to. I have here educational decree number 932 which states that all people who are gay, lesbian, transgender, or anything else than what ought to be in our good wizarding society that are on staff here at Hogwarts are to be executed by means of the killing curse! So therefore it is with my extreme pleasure to say
Professor Mcgonagall: wait!
Umbridge: goodbye Minerva!
Professor Mcgonagall: April!
Umbridge: Avada!
Professor Mcgonagall: Fools!
Umbridge: Kedarva!
*Professor Mcgonagall and Professor Trelawny die*
*Dumbledore (who has been standing idly nearby, whistles and quickly skips away*
Mcgonagall: Don't worry, Sybil. Filch didn't mean to hurt your feelings...
Trelawny: HE DUMPED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!!!
Mcgonagall: There, there... I'm still gay for you...
Umbridge: *sigh* Decree number 30,765: No homosexual relations between teachers, no emotional breakdowns in front of students, Mcgonagall gets a restraining order, Trelawny gets a pacifier, Filch gets kicked in the ass... *under breath* I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love...
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Professor Mcgonagall: Sybil, there is something I MUST confess.
Sybil: What would that be, Minerva?
Professor Mcgonagall: I LOVE YOU! *throws her arms around Professor Trelawny, who now looks horrified*
Professor Trelawny: HOLY TEA LEAVES!
Professor Mcgonagall: You didn't See this, Sybil?
Professor Trelawny: I must say I didn't!
*Umbridge turns away in disgust*
Umbridge: Filthy homosexuals! How dare you? I am Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic! How dare you display your filthy, improper love in front of me?
Professor Mcgonagall: Stick a cork in it, Dedorcus!
Umbridge: Well, Minerva, I don't have to. I have here educational decree number 932 which states that all people who are gay, lesbian, transgender, or anything else than what ought to be in our good wizarding society that are on staff here at Hogwarts are to be executed by means of the killing curse! So therefore it is with my extreme pleasure to say
Professor Mcgonagall: wait!
Umbridge: goodbye Minerva!
Professor Mcgonagall: April!
Umbridge: Avada!
Professor Mcgonagall: Fools!
Umbridge: Kedarva!
*Professor Mcgonagall and Professor Trelawny die*
*Dumbledore (who has been standing idly nearby, whistles and quickly skips away*
Mcgonagall: Don't worry, Sybil. Filch didn't mean to hurt your feelings...
Trelawny: HE DUMPED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!!!
Mcgonagall: There, there... I'm still gay for you...
Umbridge: *sigh* Decree number 30,765: No homosexual relations between teachers, no emotional breakdowns in front of students, Mcgonagall gets a restraining order, Trelawny gets a pacifier, Filch gets kicked in the ass...
*under breath* I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love...
Because Ad- ahem I mean DECODER stole my idea, I am writing another one, however its not very funny. Sorry. :)
Professor Trelawny: *screams out in terror*
Professor Mcgonagall: What is it Sybil?
Professor Trelawny: *points*
Professor Mcgonagall: HOLY HIPPOGRIFF TURDS! Its-its-its a
Professor Trelawny: FLUFFY!
Professor Mcgonagall: FRILLY!
Professor Trelawny: PINK!
Professor Mcgonagall + Professor Trelawny: CARDIGAN THINGY! *faints*
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