And the Winners Are.....

Person in front: Why did my water suddenly turn into puke?
Malfoy: I didn't do it. Muahahahahahahahaha.....
--The Trio

Krum: (to Malfoy) I can't believe those shippers! They think we're in love! (silence) Are you listening to me?
Malfoy: Oh, I'm sorry, I was lost in your eyes...*bats eyelashes*
--Kyle

Malfoy: He, he. You look pretty when you're tipsy.
--A Student in Class 1

Goyle: He's so hot...
Malfoy: *headslap* He's mine! I mean.. heheh, Krum, if you want, you can have some of my money... *swoon*
--Snuffles

Thank you to everyone who submitted captions! I'm sorry I couldn't pick you all.